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Bi TYRANT is an anagram for Brittany, which lead singer Brittany
Larcenie discovered one day while doodling on her binder in class. Forming in 2014, members met while recording and touring "Ready! Get! Go!" with Dot Wiggin of The Shaggs, released on Jello Biafra's label, Alternative Tentacles. During the 2015 threats in the USA by conservative right wing politicians to stop healthcare and reproductive healthcare services given to millions of uninsured Americans without healthcare access by defunding Planned Parenthood, Brittany felt necessary to respond to protection of women's reproductive rights through performing and began a roller coaster of onstage crusades.

Bi Tyrant's debut CD release party was held Friday September 9th, 2016 at Le Poisson Rouge in NYC benefitting Planned Parenthood and the Dot Wiggin Band. After their release show, celebrating the music they came together over, they performed every song on the cult-classic album by The Shaggs, Philosophy of the World.

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released September 9, 2016

Brittany Larcenie - vocals
Valerie Vetere - guitars, additional engineering
Adam Bomb - bass
Laura Crimewell - drums

Bob Stander - engineering, mixing, mastering
Sara Lautman - album artwork
Brittany Larcenie - cover design
Kamau Ware - photography (physical cd)

Recorded at Parcheesi Recording Studios
Cuntington, NY
All songs copyright 2016 © Brittany Anjou Music (SESAC)
Except Fuck Donald Trump (Three Blind Mice - Traditional, Public Domain)
with lyrics bi Brittany Larcenie

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Bisexual Tyrant will defeat the patriarchy with queer friendly farts and feminism

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Track Name: Craigslist Roommate
CRAIGSLIST ROOMMATE
What do you do when the cops are at your door
Looking for a man you haven’t seen since half past 4
I look upstairs (upstairs) I look downstairs (downstairs)
I tell the cops, nobody’s home
But I’m not alone

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cabbies are after you

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cops are after you

He’s wasted again
Shouting down the street
The neighbors are complaining
My landlady blames me

He scares off the ladies
I think he’s paying for sex
Blue ball desparate cab fare evading
Tyrannosaurus rex

I’m too scared to stop him
Cuz he bigger than me

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking all the prostitutes
All the cops are after you

Creatine steroid carnivore
He comes with parents who stay indoors
He moves your dishes to the other side
If you don’t do them in time
What the fuck are you supposed to do

The alcoholic
He stained my rug
He couldn’t do the laundry and he threw it out
After just one rub
You stain my rug you fucking clean it up
Jesus Christ we’re not twenty-one
You’re a

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Fucking up the atmosphere
Alcoholic Vomit Stainer
Get your drunk ass outta here

Creepy fucker creepy fucker
Creepy fucker creepy fucker
Track Name: Cunt/Conform
CUNT/CONFORM
I’m scrubbing the bathtub, I’m getting it clean
I’m lifting tension making tile sheen
But silently on the inside I’m screaming

Conform
Conform
So they know you don’t need them
So they know you’re not fucked up
Con
Form
So they forget your face
They’ll never reach outer space

I run the bath
Put in the lavender
Heating pad
Bloody pad
Something is out of line

I don’t feel the pressure
I don’t feel the pressure
Do you feel fresher?
Fuck the pressure
Don’t be a

Cunt con-former cunt
Cunt con-former cunt

Play the game play the game play the game
Go insane go insane go insane
No one will know no one will know no one will know
No one will know no one will know no one will know
No one will know
No one will know
No one will know
No one will know

If you con-
Form
Con-form
con-Form
So you know you don’t need them
So you know that you’re not fucked up

Con-form
Con-form
Con-form
So they forget your face
They’ll never reach outer space
Track Name: Fuck You, Psychobitch Pro-lifers
FUCK YOU PSYCHOBITCH PRO-LIFERS
Fuck you psycho-bitch pro-lifers
You’re fucking wrong
Stay away from our uteruses
And stop trying to defund Planned Parenthood
It doesn’t have a soul
You have no control
It doesn’t have a soul
You have no control
It doesn’t have a soul
You have no control

We have control
We have control
We have control
We have control
Track Name: The Metal Wedding Song
THE METAL WEDDING SONG
You met her
She met you
You liked each other
You liked one another
You met him
He met you
You liked each other
You liked one another
You sleep together
You last forever
Together forever and ever and ever
You got some coffee and now it’s lofty
Together forever

Fuck the lord god
I pronounce you man and wife
Jesus fucking Christ
I pronounce you man and wife
Throw the fucking rice
I pronounce you man and wife
Start your fucking life
I pronounce you man and wife

Put on a wedding dress eat some cake
Put on a wedding dress a garter snake
Garter snake yeah
Get some bridesmaids to kill everybody!
Have some babies, babies with rabies,
Virgin motherfuckin scary mary
Virgin motherfuckin scary mary
Is knockin at your door
She wanna know if jesus is gonna score
Butt

(Chorus)

Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Why?

Now you can do something no one else can do
Now you can fuck forever fuck forever
Fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck forever
Fuck forever and ever and ever
Fucking fucking fucking fuck forever and ever

(Chorus)
Track Name: I Am A Uterus
I AM A UTERUS
I am a uterus
Where is the semen
What the fuck is a sea man?
Who the fuck is a sea man?
Who cares about semen
Fucking gross
Track Name: The Vagina Song
THE VAGINA SONG

Vagina vagina vagina (4x)
Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagine (2x)

Every morning I say hello to my vagina
Every night I say goodnight to my vagina
If you wanna love her it’s time for you to get above her
If you wanna please her you’ve got to tickle and tease her

We’re different down there
We’re different down there
No two pussies are the same
We’re different down there
We’re different down there
Put your clitoris in the hall of fame
Hall of fame!

Vagina vagina vagina (2x)

Gimme the clap!
Doctor doctor can you believe this shit?
Tell me why he can’t find that clit
Hey Cattyshack do you believe this shit?
Tell us all when you find that clit

Cause we’re different down there
We’re different down there
No two pussies are the same
We’re different down there
We’re different down there
Put your clitoris in the hall of fame
Hall of fame!

(Shaggs breakdown – 3x)
First there are the outer lips (vulva vulva)
Then there are the inner lips (labia labia)
When you pass the clitoris do not hurt the uterus

Vagina vagina vagina (2x)

If you wanna love her it’s time for you to get above her
If you wanna please her you’ve got to tickle and tease her

Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagine (4x)
Track Name: Fuck Donald Trump
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump
I think it’s time to chop your dick
all the way off with a Chapman stick
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump

Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump
You don’t deserve to have a dick
We’re cutting it off with a Waterpik
So no one will ever be able to
Fuck Donald Trump
Track Name: Why Didn't You Come
WHY DIDN’T YOU COME

Why didn’t you come
When you said you were gonna come
Why didn’t you go
Where you said you were gonna go
Why didn’t you do
Who you said you were gonna do
What the hell were you thinking
What the fuck is wrong with you

Why can’t you come
There’s something wrong with you
Why can’t you do it
I think you need a shrink too
Where did you go
You had to wash your hair?
How could you leave me here and just go there

You were gonna come but you didn’t
Why you gotta pull this bullshit
I went to meet you and got stood up
I would rather get a pedicure

Now I’m gonna tear yo ass up
Psychological freak problems
Don’t go away over time
They just hide
You were gonna go but you didn’t
Why you gotta pull this bullshit
Now you’re a
You’re a
You’re a
You’re a fucking liar!

You’re history
How could you do it to me
How could you have
You were my friend
One day you’ll hear this and you’ll suffer then

Why don’t you come
When you say you’re gonna come
Why don’t you feel how I say you should feel
Why don’t you fuck like you say you’re gonna fuck
What the hell were you thinking when you couldn’t keep it up

Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Are you coming now?
Are you coming now?
Are you coming now?

Now I’ll never invite you again
I’ll never invite you again
I’ll never fucking invite you to anything ever again
Track Name: Crush (Perfectionism is Suffering)
CRUSH (PERFECTIONISM IS SUFFERING)

Your eyes
They crush
Me
You’re beautiful
Your textbook
Your legs
Crush
You’re so beautiful
You’re letters
So prophetic
I blush
You’re so beautiful
Bend over
Turn me on
String me up
Give me an A cause

I don’t wanna go to sleep I don’t wanna sleep I can’t go to sleep I don’t wanna go to school
I don’t wanna go to sleep sleep go go wake up drop out can’t sleep go to school! (2x)

This is the psychic dream network with a very important public service announcement

My mother had a dream on the road in Montana
A voice spoke to her loudly telling her
Don’t go to the Crossroads Truck Stop
Don’t go to the Clark Fork River

She woke up at 5am
She checked out of the hotel and saw the news in the lobby
A woman had gone missing
And her boyfriend had committed suicide
Shooting himself with a shotgun
They found him dead in the truck
With his dog barking in the passenger’s seat
Parked at the Crossroads Truck Stop
The police searched for the woman for months but could not find her
And a year later we were driving along the Clark Fork River
I looked up the missing woman and found
A fisherman had found her body floating
In the Clark Fork River

We will now resume school anxiety land

I drop my pencil and I have a meltdown
I sob because I don’t know if I can get the answers perfect
I want an A
I want an A
Give me an A
Give me an A
Give me an A
Give me an A
A
A
A is for Anxious
A is for Anxious
A is for Anxious
A is for Anxious

All I can feel is suffering
Perfectionism is suffering
Perfectionism is suffering

In Mr. Holland’s class
The teacher is aghast
From my nervous breakdown
And Megan
Megan
She’s standing there
Looking at me
With her math textbook
And her calculator
And she’s pausing to smile
She’s smiling at me
She’s smiling at me

My mother had a dream
My mother had a dream
She knew where the body was
She knew where the body was

Shopping ring
Ring it up
Big money
Cha-ching
Take it home
Put it on
Doesn’t fit
Oh well take it back
Take it back
Take it back
Take it back
Take it back
Take it back

I don’t wanna go to sleep I don’t wanna sleep I can’t go to sleep I don’t wanna go to school
I don’t wanna go to sleep sleep go go wake up drop out can’t sleep go to school! (2x)
Track Name: Waiting In The Planned Parenthood Lobby
WAITING IN THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD
LOBBY

Ugly walls
Ugly signs
Ugly scrubs
Waiting
Waiting
Why did I make love?

Why did I care about you
Even for 24 hours
Why do I feel so empty
But so full?