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Bisexual Tyrant - Digital LP

by Bi TYRANT

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1.
No Tyrant 03:10
Don't you tell me who you think I am Don't you tell her who you think she is Don't you tell us who you think we are It's time to call, it's time to call the Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Girly girly girl, girly girly girl, girly girly girl Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Burly burly man, burly burly man, burly burly man Don't think I'm straight, don't think I'm gay Labels are shit, I want some tea It's time to flex gay fluid sex Bisexual Tyrannosaurus rex Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Girly girly girl, girly girly girl, girly girly girl Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Burly burly man, burly burly man, burly burly man It's up to me who I want to be It's up to her who she says she is It's up to him if he wants dick It'll be okay, it will be gay Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Girly girly girl, girly girly girl, girly girly girl Chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick, chicky chicky chick Burly burly man, burly burly man, burly burly man Burly burly man, burly burly man, burly burly man
2.
*Note: We are sex worker allies. We apologize if the arcane use of the word prostitute in the chorus offends anyone. the song was written in 2011. We have discontinued playing this song live due to concern for perceived misalignment with the sex work community and to end any possible perpetuation of shame-based ideas of sex work.* CRAIGSLIST ROOMMATE What do you do when the cops are at your door Looking for a man you haven’t seen since half past 4 I look upstairs (upstairs) I look downstairs (downstairs) I tell the cops, nobody’s home But I’m not alone Creepy fucking craigslist roommate Alcoholic destitute Fucking with the prostitutes All the cabbies are after you Creepy fucking craigslist roommate Alcoholic destitute Fucking with the prostitutes All the cops are after you He’s wasted again Shouting down the street The neighbors are complaining My landlady blames me He scares off the ladies I think he’s paying for sex Blue ball desperate cab fare evading Tyrannosaurus rex I’m too scared to stop him Cuz he bigger than me *chorus* Creatine steroid carnivore He comes with parents who stay indoors He moves your dishes to the other side If you don’t do them in time What the fuck are you supposed to do The alcoholic He stained my rug He couldn’t do the laundry and he threw it out After just one rub You stain my rug you fucking clean it up Jesus Christ we’re not twenty-one You’re a Creepy fucking craigslist roommate Fucking up the atmosphere Alcoholic vomit stainer Get your drunk ass outta here Creepy fucker creepy fucker Creepy fucker creepy fucker
3.
Cunt/Conform 03:20
CUNT/CONFORM I’m scrubbing the bathtub, I’m getting it clean I’m lifting tension making tile sheen But silently on the inside I’m screaming Conform Conform So they know you don’t need them So they know you’re not fucked up Con Form So they forget your face They’ll never reach outer space I run the bath Put in the lavender Heating pad Bloody pad Something is out of line I don’t feel the pressure I don’t feel the pressure Do you feel fresher? Fuck the pressure Don’t be a Cunt con-former cunt Cunt con-former cunt Play the game play the game play the game Go insane go insane go insane No one will know no one will know no one will know No one will know no one will know no one will know No one will know No one will know No one will know No one will know If you con- Form Con-form con-Form So you know you don’t need them So you know that you’re not fucked up Con-form Con-form Con-form So they forget your face They’ll never reach outer space
4.
FUCK YOU PSYCHOBITCH PRO-LIFERS Fuck you psycho-bitch pro-lifers You’re fucking wrong Stay away from our uteruses And stop trying to defund Planned Parenthood It doesn’t have a soul You have no control It doesn’t have a soul You have no control It doesn’t have a soul You have no control We have control We have control We have control We have control
5.
THE METAL WEDDING SONG You met her She met you You liked each other You liked one another You met him He met you You liked each other You liked one another You sleep together You last forever Together forever and ever and ever You got some coffee and now it’s lofty Together forever Fuck the lord god I pronounce you man and wife Jesus fucking Christ I pronounce you man and wife Throw the fucking rice I pronounce you man and wife Start your fucking life I pronounce you man and wife Put on a wedding dress eat some cake Put on a wedding dress a garter snake Garter snake yeah Get some bridesmaids to kill everybody! Have some babies, babies with rabies, Virgin motherfuckin scary mary Virgin motherfuckin scary mary Is knockin at your door She wanna know if jesus is gonna score Butt (Chorus) Do you say I do? Do you say I do? Do you say I do? Do you say I do? Why? Now you can do something no one else can do Now you can fuck forever fuck forever Fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck forever Fuck forever and ever and ever Fucking fucking fucking fuck forever and ever (Chorus)
6.
I AM A UTERUS I am a uterus Where is the semen What the fuck is a sea man? Who the fuck is a sea man? Who cares about semen Fucking gross
7.
THE VAGINA SONG Vagina vagina vagina (4x) Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagine (2x) Every morning I say hello to my vagina Every night I say goodnight to my vagina If you wanna love her it’s time for you to get above her If you wanna please her you’ve got to tickle and tease her We’re different down there We’re different down there No two pussies are the same We’re different down there We’re different down there Put your clitoris in the hall of fame Hall of fame! Vagina vagina vagina (2x) Gimme the clap! Doctor doctor can you believe this shit? Tell me why he can’t find that clit Hey Cattyshack do you believe this shit? Tell us all when you find that clit Cause we’re different down there We’re different down there No two pussies are the same We’re different down there We’re different down there Put your clitoris in the hall of fame Hall of fame! (Shaggs breakdown – 3x) First there are the outer lips (vulva vulva) Then there are the inner lips (labia labia) When you pass the clitoris do not hurt the uterus Vagina vagina vagina (2x) If you wanna love her it’s time for you to get above her If you wanna please her you’ve got to tickle and tease her Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagine (4x)
8.
FUCK DONALD TRUMP Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump I think it’s time to chop your dick all the way off with a Chapman stick Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump You don’t deserve to have a dick We’re cutting it off with a Waterpik So no one will ever be able to Fuck Donald Trump
9.
WHY DIDN’T YOU COME Why didn’t you come When you said you were gonna come Why didn’t you go Where you said you were gonna go Why didn’t you do Who you said you were gonna do What the hell were you thinking What the fuck is wrong with you Why can’t you come There’s something wrong with you Why can’t you do it I think you need a shrink too Where did you go You had to wash your hair? How could you leave me here and just go there You were gonna come but you didn’t Why you gotta pull this bullshit I went to meet you and got stood up I would rather get a pedicure Now I’m gonna tear yo ass up Psychological freak problems Don’t go away over time They just hide You were gonna go but you didn’t Why you gotta pull this bullshit Now you’re a You’re a You’re a You’re a fucking liar! You’re history How could you do it to me How could you have You were my friend One day you’ll hear this and you’ll suffer then Why don’t you come When you say you’re gonna come Why don’t you feel how I say you should feel Why don’t you fuck like you say you’re gonna fuck What the hell were you thinking when you couldn’t keep it up Are you coming? Are you coming? Are you coming? Are you coming now? Are you coming now? Are you coming now? Now I’ll never invite you again I’ll never invite you again I’ll never fucking invite you to anything ever again
10.
CRUSH (PERFECTIONISM IS SUFFERING) Your eyes They crush Me You’re beautiful Your textbook Your legs Crush You’re so beautiful You’re letters So prophetic I blush You’re so beautiful Bend over Turn me on String me up Give me an A cause I don’t wanna go to sleep I don’t wanna sleep I can’t go to sleep I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to sleep sleep go go wake up drop out can’t sleep go to school! (2x) This is the psychic dream network with a very important public service announcement My mother had a dream on the road in Montana A voice spoke to her loudly telling her Don’t go to the Crossroads Truck Stop Don’t go to the Clark Fork River She woke up at 5am She checked out of the hotel and saw the news in the lobby A woman had gone missing And her boyfriend had committed suicide Shooting himself with a shotgun They found him dead in the truck With his dog barking in the passenger’s seat Parked at the Crossroads Truck Stop The police searched for the woman for months but could not find her And a year later we were driving along the Clark Fork River I looked up the missing woman and found A fisherman had found her body floating In the Clark Fork River We will now resume school anxiety land I drop my pencil and I have a meltdown I sob because I don’t know if I can get the answers perfect I want an A I want an A Give me an A Give me an A Give me an A Give me an A A A A is for Anxious A is for Anxious A is for Anxious A is for Anxious All I can feel is suffering Perfectionism is suffering Perfectionism is suffering In Mr. Holland’s class The teacher is aghast From my nervous breakdown And Megan Megan She’s standing there Looking at me With her math textbook And her calculator And she’s pausing to smile She’s smiling at me She’s smiling at me My mother had a dream My mother had a dream She knew where the body was She knew where the body was Shopping ring Ring it up Big money Cha-ching Take it home Put it on Doesn’t fit Oh well take it back Take it back Take it back Take it back Take it back Take it back I don’t wanna go to sleep I don’t wanna sleep I can’t go to sleep I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to sleep sleep go go wake up drop out can’t sleep go to school! (2x)
11.
WAITING IN THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOBBY Ugly walls Ugly signs Ugly scrubs Waiting Waiting Why did I make love? Why did I care about you Even for 24 hours Why do I feel so empty But so full?

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One day, a young woman who spent too many years in jazz school and got so fed up with jazz stress she started a riot grrl death metal punk band just to heal from years of jazz school. It resulted in this album. While she was performing and making this album, she couldn't tell jazz musicians about her metal band, because she lived in fear as being written off as a non-jazz musician and losing freelance income. Nevertheless, her odes to Kittie via McCoy Tyner prevailed. As she screamed about the bisexual anxiety of weddings across Brooklyn, women wrote either Free Melania or Fuck Trump or Fuck Milo in lipstick on her while she rolled around screaming into the mic on the dirty floors of every bar that ever agreed to give the band a gig. After each gig, in particular, on the way home from the Footlight in Bushwick, she thought, I should really practice Giant Steps in all 12 keys tomorrow.

Bi TYRANT is an anagram for Brittany that best describes the bi+ anxiety this frontwomxn clearly suffers from. But don't let the name fool you, bicause Brittany identifies as a PBL Sandwich (pan bi lesbian sandwich). Members met while recording and touring "Ready! Get! Go!" with Dot Wiggin of The Shaggs, hence all the Shaggs covers they play at live gigs.

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released September 9, 2016

Brittany Larcenie - vocals
Valerie Vetere - guitars, additional engineering
Adam Bomb - bass
Laura Crimewell - drums

Bob Stander - engineering, mixing, mastering
Sara Lautman - album artwork
Brittany Larcenie - cover design
Kamau Ware - photography (physical cd)

Recorded at Parcheesi Recording Studios
Huntington, NY
All songs copyright 2016 © Brittany Anjou Music (SESAC)
Except F*** Donald Trump (Three Blind Mice - Traditional, Public Domain)
lyrics bi Brittany Larcenie

Physical CDs available for purchase on Amazon and at live shows. Follow @bi_tyrantofficial on IG for updates.

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Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more

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