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Craigslist Roommate

from Bisexual Tyrant - Digital LP by Bi TYRANT

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*Note: We are sex worker allies. We apologize if the arcane use of the word prostitute in the chorus offends anyone. the song was written in 2011. We have discontinued playing this song live due to concern for perceived misalignment with the sex work community and to end any possible perpetuation of shame-based ideas of sex work.*

CRAIGSLIST ROOMMATE
What do you do when the cops are at your door
Looking for a man you haven’t seen since half past 4
I look upstairs (upstairs) I look downstairs (downstairs)
I tell the cops, nobody’s home
But I’m not alone

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking with the prostitutes
All the cabbies are after you

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Alcoholic destitute
Fucking with the prostitutes
All the cops are after you

He’s wasted again
Shouting down the street
The neighbors are complaining
My landlady blames me

He scares off the ladies
I think he’s paying for sex
Blue ball desperate cab fare evading
Tyrannosaurus rex
I’m too scared to stop him
Cuz he bigger than me

*chorus*

Creatine steroid carnivore
He comes with parents who stay indoors
He moves your dishes to the other side
If you don’t do them in time
What the fuck are you supposed to do

The alcoholic
He stained my rug
He couldn’t do the laundry and he threw it out
After just one rub
You stain my rug you fucking clean it up
Jesus Christ we’re not twenty-one
You’re a

Creepy fucking craigslist roommate
Fucking up the atmosphere
Alcoholic vomit stainer
Get your drunk ass outta here
Creepy fucker creepy fucker
Creepy fucker creepy fucker

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from Bisexual Tyrant - Digital LP, released September 9, 2016

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Bi TYRANT New York, New York

Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more

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