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The Metal Wedding Song

from Bisexual Tyrant - Digital LP by Bi TYRANT

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THE METAL WEDDING SONG
You met her
She met you
You liked each other
You liked one another
You met him
He met you
You liked each other
You liked one another
You sleep together
You last forever
Together forever and ever and ever
You got some coffee and now it’s lofty
Together forever

Fuck the lord god
I pronounce you man and wife
Jesus fucking Christ
I pronounce you man and wife
Throw the fucking rice
I pronounce you man and wife
Start your fucking life
I pronounce you man and wife

Put on a wedding dress eat some cake
Put on a wedding dress a garter snake
Garter snake yeah
Get some bridesmaids to kill everybody!
Have some babies, babies with rabies,
Virgin motherfuckin scary mary
Virgin motherfuckin scary mary
Is knockin at your door
She wanna know if jesus is gonna score
Butt

(Chorus)

Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Do you say I do?
Why?

Now you can do something no one else can do
Now you can fuck forever fuck forever
Fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck forever
Fuck forever and ever and ever
Fucking fucking fucking fuck forever and ever

(Chorus)

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from Bisexual Tyrant - Digital LP, released September 9, 2016

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Bi TYRANT New York, New York

Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more

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