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I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE (The Metal Wedding Song) - Bi Tyrant
you met her
she met you
you liked each other
you liked one another
you met him
he met you
you liked each other
you liked one another
you sleep together
you last forever
together forever
and ever and ever
you got some coffee
and now it's lofty
together forever
FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife
put on a wedding dress eat some cake
put on a wedding dress
a garter snake
garter snake
yeah
get some bridesmaids to kill everybody
have some babies
babies with rabies
virgin motherf***ing scary mary
virgin motherf***ing scary mary
is knocking at your door
she wanna know if jesus is gonna score
but
FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife
do you say i do
do you say i do
do you say i do
do you say i do?
Now you can fuck forever
Fuck forever
Fucking fucking fucking fucking
Fuck forever
Fuck forever
Forever and ever
Fucking fucking fucking fuck forever and ever
FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife
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Cunt-Conform
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CONFORM - Bi Tyrant
I’m scrubbing the bathtub
I’m getting it clean
I’m lifting tension
Making the tile sheen
But silently
On the inside
I’m screaming
CON-FORM
CON-FORM
So they know you don’t need them
So they know you’re not fucked up
CON-FORM
So they’ll forget your face
They’ll never reach outer space
I run the bath
Put in the lavender
Bubbles
candles & wine
Heating pad
Bloody pad
Something is out of line
I don’t feel the pressure
I don’t feel the pressure
Do you feel fresher?
Fuck the pressure
Don’t be a
CUNT - CON
FORMER - CUNT
CUNT CUNT
FORMER - CUNT
Play the game, play the game, play the game
Go insane, go insane, go insane
No one will know, no one will know, no one will know
no one will know
no one will know
no one will know
no one will know
if you CON-
FORM
CON-FORM
CON-FORM
So they know you don’t need them
So they know you’re not fucked up
CON-FORM
CON-FORM
CON-FORM
so they think you’re not broken
so they think that you don’t need them
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Bi TYRANT New York, New York
Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more
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