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I Pronounce You Man and Wife (The Metal Wedding Song)

from Demos: 6" Singles for Your Mom by Bi TYRANT

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I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE (The Metal Wedding Song) - Bi Tyrant

you met her
she met you
you liked each other
you liked one another

you met him
he met you
you liked each other
you liked one another

you sleep together
you last forever
together forever
and ever and ever

you got some coffee
and now it's lofty
together forever

FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife

put on a wedding dress eat some cake
put on a wedding dress
a garter snake
garter snake
yeah
get some bridesmaids to kill everybody

have some babies
babies with rabies
virgin motherf***ing scary mary
virgin motherf***ing scary mary
is knocking at your door
she wanna know if jesus is gonna score
but

FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife

do you say i do
do you say i do
do you say i do
do you say i do?

Now you can fuck forever
Fuck forever
Fucking fucking fucking fucking
Fuck forever
Fuck forever
Forever and ever
Fucking fucking fucking fuck forever and ever

FUCK THE LORD G-D
I pronounce you man and wife
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I pronounce you man and wife
THROW THE FUCKING RICE
I pronounce you man and wife
START YOUR FUCKING LIFE
I pronounce you man and wife

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from Demos: 6" Singles for Your Mom, released July 25, 2015
brittany larcenie - vocals, lyrics, music
adam bomb - bass, drums, guitar

recorded at henry street studios, ny ny

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Bi TYRANT New York, New York

Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more

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