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The Dinosaurs are Coming
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hummmmm errrrrr
hummmmm
humm
hmm
hummm
hummm
bidibidibidibidibidididi bee wah errrrr
(snarl)
The dinosaurs are coming
the dinosaurs are coming
ahhh
they're coming to take a nap
they wanna snore on your couch
they wanna tell you why people's bands in the 2000s are so whiny
as compared to people's bands in the 90s were so angry
why did people's bands in the 2000s get so whiny?
when people's bands in the 90's were so angry?
why?
why?
i'll tell you why
because the internet pacified our need to talk to people and do real things with real people in real time
and instead it let the power of the individual take over by all of us spending time isolated with devices
and although it allowed us to respect each other by having an open forum to those who have computers and devices and high speed internet access
at the same time it is numbing our minds by repeated exposure to collective group opinions and comment threads,
multi-platforms, government transparency without progress
and without individual power ever taken into conversations
you don't need to hear this again
remember Ello?
Ello is the flavor of last week
there are too many options
and too many dinosaurs
DINOSAURS!
(arrrhhhh rah rah rah rah rah)
*maniacal laughter*
HEY!
you stopped listening to this halfway through to check your phone!
you stopped listening to this halfway through to check your phone!
you stopped listening to this halfway through to check your phone,
and scroll onward to the next boring thing - didn't you?
didn't you?
if you didn't then you must still be living
in the ninetiesssss
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Bi TYRANT New York, New York
Bi TYRANT is a Brooklyn hardcore band. Members met while touring with The Shaggs. Yes, THE The Shaggs. You can hear our Shaggs' accompanist chops in The Vagina Song breakdown. We wrote it after touring with Dot Wiggin. After our show at Baby's All Right, we heard a girl sing "Vagina" to the tune of "Banana Bike" in the bathroom stall while peeing. True story. ... more
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